every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist

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young & brunette candice swanepoel

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young & brunette candice swanepoel


canaydian:

its a young boys first year of school and his dad is very proud of him. his dad is really rich and shit so he asks his son”what do you want as your reward?” his son says “one grain of sugar” and his dad thinks its kinda weird but he gives it to him anyways.

a few years later his…


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bussykween:

She’s gone

rest in peace



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” Never trust a pretty girl, with an ugly secrets.”

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The woman said to the serpent, “God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the trees or you will die.’”

"You will not certainly die," the serpent said to the woman. "For God knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil."

When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it.

She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it.

Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.

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